You know something? You might be right. I am, however, emotionally stable, highly intelligent, well educated, with massive life experience. I don’t have time for nonsence. I was born and bred in Africa (and I just spent 5 years there), and I can assure you that we consider such vanities and perceptions to be first world problems.

We have poverty, climate change, massive insanity in both the UK and the US, and a virus that has now become endemic.

And some people will get their knickers in a knot because I say third world instead of developing countries? Don’t worry about it.