You did see, in my bio, that I'm a global citizen, did you not? And you do know that I'm South African, and have lived in several third world countries, do you not? So I'm confused why you would mention this.

I will never ever live in a third world country again.

Fortunately, we found a two bedroomed cottage today. And, yes, I did find a nation with my essential requirements. I chose Ireland for a reason.