Now that interets me. The problem is that I have repeatedly read that the people who win these competitions can't write to save their lives. So I suspect that the winners are probably friends of the owners.

With respect, your English is awful, and I'm pretty sure English is not your home llanguage, and I suspect you're using translating software.

That said, I give you 100% for effort and diligence. :)

The thing is that in order to enter themse competion, you have to be a paying member, and that is what puts me off.