In all my years at school or college or university and the many, many courses I have done, I have never found a teacher that interested me. I didn't relate to them, and never found any of them interesting. Quite often, I would pick holes in what they say, take it to the chair, and would win. One professor said to the class "One has to watch what one says with Tessa around - she'll spot the error the minute you make it."

No idea who Craig Ferguson is For knowledge, I prefer to read. I find listening painfully boring and slow when it comes to learning new things.

I also don't talk to people to learn things. I generally talk to people to find information like "Can you give me directions to that building?" or "How do you submit a story to that magazine." I like my answers in 5 words or less.

I have an auditory processing disorder, Stu. I don't particularly enjoy converations that have excessive information.

I read.