I once met a John Schlesinger in 1970 in Johannesburg, South Africa. He was the son of another John Schlesinger whom my mother had dated in 1950. She was on her way to join him at the Polano hotel in LM when she met my father - another Schlesinger. So who are you?

Ah, found you. You live in Dublin and you work for Temenos, a software house that caters to the banking industry.