Good grief. I'm 70. In the last 10 years, I moved from Houston to San Diego, then from San Diego to Scotland, then from Scotland to Spain, then from Spain to Cape Town, South Africa, then to George, south Africa, then to Dusseldorf Germany, then to Lisbon, Portugal, then to Porto, Portugal, and in early May I moved to Cork in Ireland.

Finally. I'm home - in a place where I can be safe, and where climate change won't bother us too much, although I do know that things are going to get very difficult.

Shuffleboard? What shuffleboard. I don't think I've played shuffleboard in my life, and I most certainly have never been in a clubhouse.